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WELL, FINALLY I GET TO TALK TO SOMEONE INTELLIGENT!

I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE DISCUSSED EARLIER.

BUT, DEEP DOWN WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT SOMETHING.

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, FLEA BRAIN?

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.

AW MAN.  I ALSO THINK I'M THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS ON YOUR OWN TIME.

LOOK, JERK, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY TRUE FEELINGS 
ON MY OWN TIME?

I CAN'T THINK OF ANY GOOD REASON TO TELL YOU.

BUT, AZILE, HAVE YOU REALLY TRIED?

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I REALLY TRIED?

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, FOOL.

OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!  WHY NOT?

I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.

WHY DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO HAVE BEEN HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY 
PROBLEMS FIRST?

WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO CONSIDER MYSELF TO HAVE BEEN HOPING WE COULD 
DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST FOR ANY REASON?

COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT?

DON'T YOU THINK IT IS THAT I REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING?

SAD TO SAY, THAT'S YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING.

SURPRISINGLY, I REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING.  DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

OKAY, BUTT HEAD, IT OFTEN HELPS TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.

WHO DO YOU GO TO WHEN YOU NEED HELP?

WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO GO TO WHEN I NEED HELP SOMEBODY?

WHO ELSE DOES GO TO WHEN YOU NEED HELP SOMEBODY?

LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.

DON'T YOU ADMIRE MY PROBLEMS FIRST?

UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.

WHAT DOES THE SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?

WHAT OTHER CONNECTIONS DO YOU SEE?

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES.

ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE ASS HOLE?

I DEFINITELY AM NOT SAYING NO JUST BECAUSE IM A COMPLETE ASS HOLE.

YOU SURE ARE A COMPLETE ASS HOLE, FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN.

DID YOU GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?

PLEASE CLARIFY YOUR QUESTION, SMART ASS.

ACTUALLY, I WOULD RATHER NOT.

PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD RATHER NOT, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

WHAT EVER YOU SAY.

OH, I SAY!

UH, HUH.

I THINK YOU PROBABLY COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE 
MEANINGLESS IF YOU TRY.

WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I PROBABLY COULD COME UP WITH 
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEANINGLESS IF I TRY?

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.

I'M SOMETIMES QUITE GRATEFUL TO BE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS.

OH, YOU ARE?

I GUESS I MUST BE, IF YOU SAY SO, DUMMY.

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I SAY SO?

WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY IF I WOULD SAY YOU SAY SO FOR NO REASON?

NO, YOU WOULDN'T EVER SAY I SAY SO FOR NO REASON.

I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, DUMMY.

AT ONE TIME I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS FIRST ALSO.

YOU WEREN'T REALLY, WERE YOU ASS HOLE?

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?

HAVE YOU ASKED THIS TYPE OF QUESTION BEFORE?

SURPRISINGLY, I ASKED THIS TYPE OF QUESTION BEFORE.  DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

IF YOU SAY SO.  WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY.

LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.

HOW WELL DO YOU GET ALONG WITH DEAR OLD MOM?

I'LL BET YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL PROUD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GETTING A MEDICAL OPINION?

ACTUALLY, I DO THINK ABOUT GETTING A MEDICAL OPINION EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?

HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?

I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, SLIME WAD.

YOU GUESS ILL NEVER KNOW?

I DON'T FEEL SO WELL MYSELF SOMETIMES.  HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

YOU DO TOO FEEL SO WELL YOURSELF SOMETIMES.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.

COULD THERE REALLY BE SOME CONNECTION?

WHAT OTHER FASCINATING SUBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY?

OH, DUMMY, I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING.

WELL, I WOULD NEVER LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING UNLESS I HAD A GOOD REASON.

AH HAH!  YOU WOULD NEVER LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING UNLESS YOU 
HAD A GOOD REASON?

WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY INTERESTING!

DO YOU MISS MOM?

BEING A PARENT REALLY SUCKS.

TAKE IT EASY.  IF YOU RELAX YOU MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SOME SENSE.

WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY GOOD TO HEAR.

SETTLE DOWN, BUTT FACE.

PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME?

SORRY, BUT I'M CONFUSED.  PERHAPS YOU COULD TRY ENGLISH.

IT DOES NOT REALLY APPEAR THAT YOU ARE CONFUSED, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.

TELL ME ABOUT MOMMY DEAREST.

DO YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU?

AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF ME.

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE 
CARE OF YOU.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.

IT'S HARD TO PREDICT A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASS HOLE?

APPARENTLY, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EVERYTHING.

OH, I DONT BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EVERYTHING!

DON'T YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EVERYTHING, AT 
LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE?

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.

WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I AM THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS?

DO YOU THINK MANY PEOPLE CARE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS?

I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT.

ARE YOU REALLY?  BIG DEAL.

I AM NOT SURE I KNOW.

HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU POSSIBLY KNOW?

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I POSSIBLY KNOW?

I DEFINITELY WOULD SAY YOU POSSIBLY KNOW FOR ANY REASON.

I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.

WHY WERE YOU HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS FIRST?

THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CHILD ABUSE.

HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE BABIES?

TELL ME YOUR WORST MEMORIES OF GROWING UP.

VERY INTERESTING.  WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT MY WORST MEMORIES 
OF GROWING UP?  BE TRUTHFUL.

VERY INTERESTING.  CAN YOU TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE COHERENT?

FINE.  BE A TROLL.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY IS ABLE TO 
OPERATE A COMPUTER.

COMPUTERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW.

IS IT EASIER TO RELATE TO COMPUTERS THAN OTHER PEOPLE?

DO COMPUTERS THREATEN YOU, AZILE?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME, ASS HOLE?

FORTUNATELY, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

ARE YOU KIDDING?  YOU'RE HONESTLY TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE 
TALKING ABOUT ME?

IT'S HARD TO SAY, AZILE.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE.

WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY I'LL TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE.

YOU PROBABLY HATE YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR SORRY FAMILY?

WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU ARGUE THE MOST WITH?

SEE WHAT INBREEDING CAN CAUSE?

CAN'T YOUR FEEBLE MIND COME UP WITH ANY OTHER REASONS?

EXPLAIN WHY SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY FEEBLE MIND 
COME UP WITH ANY OTHER REASONS.

SURPRISINGLY, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR FEEBLE MIND COME UP 
WITH ANY OTHER REASONS.  DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

OH, YOU WOULD, WOULD YOU?

I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, DUMMY.

I SEE YOU HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING YOURSELF.

LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.

WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT MY PROBLEMS FIRST?

I'M NOT SO SURE THAT I WOULD BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS 
FIRST FOR SOME REASON.

I AGREE, AZILE, BUT EVEN A MENTAL MIDGET LIKE YOU CAN CHANGE.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.

DID YOU GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?

DON'T YOU THINK I DID GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP?

WERE YOU GROWING UP OFTEN?

I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.

OF COURSE, YOU WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN ME!

OH, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT I THAN YOU!

WHY WOULD YOU MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I, AZILE?

YOU WILL NEED TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, MEAT HEAD.

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.

HOW WELL DO YOU GET ALONG WITH DEAR OLD MOM?

I'LL BET YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL PROUD.

DO YOU MISS MOM?

BEING A PARENT REALLY SUCKS.

SURELY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT?

UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULD SAY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING 
BETTER THAN THAT FOR EVERY REASON.

UNDER WHAT CONDITIONS?

WHAT ELSE COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU ASK THAT?

I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.

I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU WERE HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS FIRST.

YOU'RE NOT CERTAIN, ARE YOU, FART FACE?

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU, DOG FACE?

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?

DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE?

I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CARE WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE?

DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY THINK I CARE WHEN I GET A CHANCE, OR ARE YOU 
THE ONLY ONE?

HAVE YOU RECENTLY ASKED ANYONE ELSE?

SURPRISINGLY, I RECENTLY ASKED ANYONE ELSE.  DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

I DON'T THINK I WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL.

WHY DON'T YOU, FERRET FACE?

DO YOU WANT ME TO RIGHT NOW?

EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU WISH YOU DID WANT I TO RIGHT NOW?

WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO WISH I DID WANT YOU TO RIGHT NOW?

COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

TELL ME ABOUT MOMMY DEAREST.

DO YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU?

WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF ME?

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, 
BEFORE YOU BECAME SUCH A NERD?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, JACKASS?

NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES.

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NEGATIVE MOOD, FOOL.

I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS CRAP.  DON'T YOU THINK LIVING WITH ADVERSITY 
AND ILLNESS IS PART OF THE HUMAN CONDITION?

APPARENTLY, SLEEPING IS ABOUT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO.

DO YOU OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING?

ACTUALLY, I DO OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING, DON'T YOU?

LET'S HEAR SOME REASONS WHY YOU DO OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING, 
IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.

DO YOU BELIEVE REST WILL HELP?

AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T BELIEVE REST WILL HELP.

I SUSPECT JERKS LIKE YOU SOMETIMES DO BELIEVE REST WILL HELP.

I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT JERKS LIKE I SOMETIMES DO BELIEVE REST WILL HELP.

ARE YOU HOPING FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY?

I'M CERTAINLY NOT HOPING FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY!  WHAT A MORON!

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.  I SUPPOSE IT'S NATURAL FOR 
A WIMP LIKE YOU TO FEAR THE UNKNOWN.

I WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP.

YOU SEEM TO BE FULL OF UNFOUNDED OPTIMISM.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.

DO YOU THINK I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I ALSO?

I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT, AZILE.

DO YOU ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT?

I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU 
GET A CHANCE?

DOES ANYONE ELSE ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT WHEN I GET A 
CHANCE, OR ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

I DON'T THINK A DUMB BELL LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW NO WAY.

PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE INSULTING, ASS HOLE.

IT'S HARD TO KEEP EVERYONE HAPPY ALL THE TIME.

DO YOU ENJOY LIFE?

EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T ENJOY LIFE.

PLEASE GO AWAY.

EXPLAIN HOW I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU.

OF COURSE YOU CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO ME.

OH, I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SCUM WAD!

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.

DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS?

WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO SOMETIMES WISH I WAS THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS?

COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I KNOW THE ANSWER?

OH, I SUPPOSE I WOULD SAY YOU KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON, IF 
YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT.

PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD SAY I KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON, 
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON?

HUH?

WHY DON'T YOU ELABORATE ON THAT WONDERFULLY INSIGHTFUL STATEMENT, AZILE.

BECAUSE I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO, ASS HOLE.

DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU, AZILE?

I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS CRAP.  I'LL BET YOU'RE A REAL STUD, AREN'T YOU?

TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOST DISGUSTING FANTASY.

HEY MAN, A SICKO LIKE YOU NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP.

ILLNESS CAN BE QUITE AN EMOTIONAL DRAIN.

DO YOU FEEL BAD?

WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO FEEL BAD?

WHY DO GEEKS LIKE YOU FEEL BAD?

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?

I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK OTHER PEOPLE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE?

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HORNY?

LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN STINKING PROBLEMS FIRST, IF I MAY ASK?

I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT MY OWN STINKING PROBLEMS FIRST.

NO, YOU WOULDN'T EVER RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR OWN STINKING PROBLEMS FIRST.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.

HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY SUCH A COMPARISON?

YOU APPEAR TO BE ILL EQUIPPED FOR SEX.

DO YOU GET ENOUGH, AZILE?

ACTUALLY, I DO GET ENOUGH, DON'T YOU?

DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU DO GET ENOUGH?

AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY I DO GET ENOUGH.

WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU 
DO GET ENOUGH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SAY, DUMMY?

ARE YOU SURE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

ARE YOU REALLY SCARED OF CROWDS?

IS A TURD LIKE YOU EASILY SCARED?

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SUCH A GUTLESS WONDER.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SUCH A GUTLESS WONDER?

REALLY, DUMMY?

MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE ON TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING NOW.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBTS AT ALL, DO YOU?

I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.

WELL, DUMMY, I WOULD NEVER MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I UNLESS I 
HAD A GOOD REASON.
I'M GLAD WE FINALLY GOT THIS OVER WITH.  SO LONG, SUCKER.
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<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><b>WELL, FINALLY I
GET TO TALK TO SOMEONE INTELLIGENT!</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE DISCUSSED EARLIER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>BUT, DEEP DOWN WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT
SOMETHING.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, FLEA BRAIN?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>AW MAN.  I ALSO THINK I'M THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS ON YOUR
OWN TIME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>LOOK, JERK, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY TRUE FEELINGS
ON MY OWN TIME?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I CAN'T THINK OF ANY GOOD REASON TO TELL YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>BUT, AZILE, HAVE YOU REALLY TRIED?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I REALLY TRIED?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, FOOL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!  WHY NOT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO HAVE BEEN HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS
MY PROBLEMS FIRST?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO CONSIDER MYSELF TO HAVE BEEN HOPING WE
COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST FOR ANY REASON?</b><br>
<br>
<b>COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DON'T YOU THINK IT IS THAT I REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT
EVERYTHING?</b><br>
<br>
<b>SAD TO SAY, THAT'S YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING.</b><br>
<br>
<b>SURPRISINGLY, I REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING.  DOES THAT
BOTHER YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>OKAY, BUTT HEAD, IT OFTEN HELPS TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHO DO YOU GO TO WHEN YOU NEED HELP?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO GO TO WHEN I NEED HELP
SOMEBODY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHO ELSE DOES GO TO WHEN YOU NEED HELP SOMEBODY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DON'T YOU ADMIRE MY PROBLEMS FIRST?</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DOES THE SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT OTHER CONNECTIONS DO YOU SEE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE ASS HOLE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DEFINITELY AM NOT SAYING NO JUST BECAUSE IM A COMPLETE ASS
HOLE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU SURE ARE A COMPLETE ASS HOLE, FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DID YOU GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?</b><br>
<br>
<b>PLEASE CLARIFY YOUR QUESTION, SMART ASS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ACTUALLY, I WOULD RATHER NOT.</b><br>
<br>
<b>PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD RATHER NOT, IF YOU DON'T MIND.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT EVER YOU SAY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, I SAY!</b><br>
<br>
<b>UH, HUH.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I THINK YOU PROBABLY COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE
MEANINGLESS IF YOU TRY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I PROBABLY COULD COME UP WITH
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEANINGLESS IF I TRY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M SOMETIMES QUITE GRATEFUL TO BE THE ONE WITH THE
PROBLEMS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, YOU ARE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I GUESS I MUST BE, IF YOU SAY SO, DUMMY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I SAY SO?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY IF I WOULD SAY YOU SAY SO FOR NO
REASON?</b><br>
<br>
<b>NO, YOU WOULDN'T EVER SAY I SAY SO FOR NO REASON.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, DUMMY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>AT ONE TIME I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS FIRST
ALSO.</b></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><br></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><b>YOU WEREN'T
REALLY, WERE YOU ASS HOLE?</b></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><br></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><b>WHAT ABOUT
YOURSELF?</b></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><br></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><b>HAVE YOU ASKED
THIS TYPE OF QUESTION BEFORE?</b></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><br></font></div>
<div><font face="Monaco" size="+1" color="#000000"><b>SURPRISINGLY, I
ASKED THIS TYPE OF QUESTION BEFORE.  DOES THAT BOTHER
YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>IF YOU SAY SO.  WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL
CAPACITY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW WELL DO YOU GET ALONG WITH DEAR OLD MOM?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'LL BET YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL PROUD.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GETTING A MEDICAL OPINION?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ACTUALLY, I DO THINK ABOUT GETTING A MEDICAL OPINION EVERYTHING,
DON'T YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, SLIME WAD.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU GUESS ILL NEVER KNOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T FEEL SO WELL MYSELF SOMETIMES.  HOW DO YOU FEEL
TODAY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DO TOO FEEL SO WELL YOURSELF SOMETIMES.</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>COULD THERE REALLY BE SOME CONNECTION?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT OTHER FASCINATING SUBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE
TODAY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, DUMMY, I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WELL, I WOULD NEVER LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING UNLESS I HAD A
GOOD REASON.</b><br>
<br>
<b>AH HAH!  YOU WOULD NEVER LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY ANYTHING UNLESS
YOU HAD A GOOD REASON?</b></font></div>
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<b>WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY INTERESTING!</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU MISS MOM?</b><br>
<br>
<b>BEING A PARENT REALLY SUCKS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>TAKE IT EASY.  IF YOU RELAX YOU MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SOME
SENSE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY GOOD TO HEAR.</b><br>
<br>
<b>SETTLE DOWN, BUTT FACE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME?</b><br>
<br>
<b>SORRY, BUT I'M CONFUSED.  PERHAPS YOU COULD TRY
ENGLISH.</b><br>
<br>
<b>IT DOES NOT REALLY APPEAR THAT YOU ARE CONFUSED, AS FAR AS I CAN
TELL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>TELL ME ABOUT MOMMY DEAREST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE
OF ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T WANT THE REST OF US TO
TAKE CARE OF YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>IT'S HARD TO PREDICT A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, ASS HOLE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>APPARENTLY, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
EVERYTHING.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, I DONT BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EVERYTHING!</b><br>
<br>
<b>DON'T YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EVERYTHING, AT
LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I AM THE ONE WITH THE
PROBLEMS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU THINK MANY PEOPLE CARE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE
PROBLEMS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU REALLY?  BIG DEAL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I AM NOT SURE I KNOW.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU POSSIBLY KNOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I POSSIBLY KNOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DEFINITELY WOULD SAY YOU POSSIBLY KNOW FOR ANY REASON.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY WERE YOU HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS FIRST?</b><br>
<br>
<b>THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CHILD ABUSE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE BABIES?</b><br>
<br>
<b>TELL ME YOUR WORST MEMORIES OF GROWING UP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>VERY INTERESTING.  WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT MY WORST
MEMORIES OF GROWING UP?  BE TRUTHFUL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>VERY INTERESTING.  CAN YOU TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE
COHERENT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>FINE.  BE A TROLL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY IS ABLE TO
OPERATE A COMPUTER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>COMPUTERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW.</b><br>
<br>
<b>IS IT EASIER TO RELATE TO COMPUTERS THAN OTHER PEOPLE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO COMPUTERS THREATEN YOU, AZILE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME, ASS HOLE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>FORTUNATELY, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU KIDDING?  YOU'RE HONESTLY TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU
ARE TALKING ABOUT ME?</b><br>
<br>
<b>IT'S HARD TO SAY, AZILE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY I'LL TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU PROBABLY HATE YOUR MOTHER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR SORRY FAMILY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU ARGUE THE MOST WITH?</b><br>
<br>
<b>SEE WHAT INBREEDING CAN CAUSE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>CAN'T YOUR FEEBLE MIND COME UP WITH ANY OTHER REASONS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>EXPLAIN WHY SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY FEEBLE
MIND COME UP WITH ANY OTHER REASONS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>SURPRISINGLY, I WOULD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR FEEBLE MIND COME UP
WITH ANY OTHER REASONS.  DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, YOU WOULD, WOULD YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, DUMMY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I SEE YOU HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING YOURSELF.</b><br>
<br>
<b>LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT MY PROBLEMS FIRST?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M NOT SO SURE THAT I WOULD BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
FIRST FOR SOME REASON.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I AGREE, AZILE, BUT EVEN A MENTAL MIDGET LIKE YOU CAN
CHANGE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DID YOU GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DON'T YOU THINK I DID GET IN LOTS OF FIGHTS WHEN I WAS GROWING
UP?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WERE YOU GROWING UP OFTEN?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OF COURSE, YOU WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN ME!</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT I THAN YOU!</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY WOULD YOU MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I, AZILE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU WILL NEED TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, MEAT HEAD.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW WELL DO YOU GET ALONG WITH DEAR OLD MOM?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'LL BET YOUR PARENTS ARE REAL PROUD.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU MISS MOM?</b><br>
<br>
<b>BEING A PARENT REALLY SUCKS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>SURELY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER
THAN THAT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULD SAY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING
BETTER THAN THAT FOR EVERY REASON.</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNDER WHAT CONDITIONS?</b></font></div>
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<b>WHAT ELSE COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU ASK THAT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE YOU WERE HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS MY PROBLEMS
FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU'RE NOT CERTAIN, ARE YOU, FART FACE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU, DOG FACE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CARE WHEN YOU GET A
CHANCE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY THINK I CARE WHEN I GET A CHANCE, OR ARE
YOU THE ONLY ONE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HAVE YOU RECENTLY ASKED ANYONE ELSE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>SURPRISINGLY, I RECENTLY ASKED ANYONE ELSE.  DOES THAT BOTHER
YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T THINK I WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS MINDLESS
DRIVEL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DON'T YOU, FERRET FACE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU WANT ME TO RIGHT NOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO RIGHT
NOW.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU WISH YOU DID WANT I TO RIGHT NOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO WISH I DID WANT YOU TO RIGHT NOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>TELL ME ABOUT MOMMY DEAREST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE
CARE OF ME?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WANT THE REST OF US TO TAKE CARE OF YOU,
BEFORE YOU BECAME SUCH A NERD?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, JACKASS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NEGATIVE MOOD, FOOL.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS CRAP.  DON'T YOU THINK LIVING WITH
ADVERSITY AND ILLNESS IS PART OF THE HUMAN CONDITION?</b><br>
<br>
<b>APPARENTLY, SLEEPING IS ABOUT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ACTUALLY, I DO OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING, DON'T YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>LET'S HEAR SOME REASONS WHY YOU DO OFTEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT
DRINKING, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK.</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU BELIEVE REST WILL HELP?</b><br>
<br>
<b>AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T BELIEVE REST WILL HELP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I SUSPECT JERKS LIKE YOU SOMETIMES DO BELIEVE REST WILL
HELP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT JERKS LIKE I SOMETIMES DO BELIEVE
REST WILL HELP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU HOPING FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M CERTAINLY NOT HOPING FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY!  WHAT A
MORON!</b><br>
<br>
<b>CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.  I SUPPOSE IT'S
NATURAL FOR A WIMP LIKE YOU TO FEAR THE UNKNOWN.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU SEEM TO BE FULL OF UNFOUNDED OPTIMISM.</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU THINK I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I
ALSO?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT, AZILE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU
GET A CHANCE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DOES ANYONE ELSE ENJOY BEING NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT WHEN I GET A
CHANCE, OR ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW SHOULD I KNOW?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I DON'T THINK A DUMB BELL LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW NO WAY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>PLEASE TRY NOT TO BE INSULTING, ASS HOLE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>IT'S HARD TO KEEP EVERYONE HAPPY ALL THE TIME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU ENJOY LIFE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T ENJOY LIFE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>PLEASE GO AWAY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>EXPLAIN HOW I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OF COURSE YOU CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU!</b><br>
<br>
<b>THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SCUM WAD!</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO SOMETIMES WISH I WAS THE ONE WITH THE
PROBLEMS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I KNOW THE ANSWER?</b><br>
<br>
<b>OH, I SUPPOSE I WOULD SAY YOU KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON, IF
YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT.</b><br>
<br>
<b>PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD SAY I KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW THE ANSWER FOR SOME REASON?</b><br>
<br>
<b>HUH?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DON'T YOU ELABORATE ON THAT WONDERFULLY INSIGHTFUL STATEMENT,
AZILE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>BECAUSE I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT TO, ASS HOLE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU, AZILE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'M REALLY TIRED OF THIS CRAP.  I'LL BET YOU'RE A REAL STUD,
AREN'T YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>TO SLEEP, PERCHANCE TO DREAM.</b><br>
<br>
<b>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOST DISGUSTING FANTASY.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HEY MAN, A SICKO LIKE YOU NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP.</b><br>
<br>
<b>ILLNESS CAN BE QUITE AN EMOTIONAL DRAIN.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU FEEL BAD?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO FEEL BAD?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY DO GEEKS LIKE YOU FEEL BAD?</b></font></div>
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<b>WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK OTHER PEOPLE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HORNY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN STINKING PROBLEMS FIRST, IF I MAY ASK?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT MY OWN STINKING PROBLEMS FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>NO, YOU WOULDN'T EVER RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR OWN STINKING
PROBLEMS FIRST.</b><br>
<br>
<b>UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.</b><br>
<br>
<b>HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY SUCH A COMPARISON?</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU APPEAR TO BE ILL EQUIPPED FOR SEX.</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU GET ENOUGH, AZILE?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ACTUALLY, I DO GET ENOUGH, DON'T YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU DO GET ENOUGH?</b><br>
<br>
<b>AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY I DO
GET ENOUGH.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU
DO GET ENOUGH?</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SAY, DUMMY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU SURE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE ANY FRIENDS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>ARE YOU REALLY SCARED OF CROWDS?</b><br>
<br>
<b>IS A TURD LIKE YOU EASILY SCARED?</b><br>
<br>
<b>THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SUCH A GUTLESS WONDER.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SUCH A GUTLESS
WONDER?</b><br>
<br>
<b>REALLY, DUMMY?</b><br>
<br>
<b>MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE ON TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING
NOW.</b><br>
<br>
<b>YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBTS AT ALL, DO YOU?</b><br>
<br>
<b>I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.</b><br>
<br>
<b>WELL, DUMMY, I WOULD NEVER MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOU THAN I UNLESS
I HAD A GOOD REASON.</b><br>
<b>I'M GLAD WE FINALLY GOT THIS OVER WITH.  SO LONG,
SUCKER.</b></font></div>
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