locate: warning: database `/var/lib/locatedb' is more than 8 days old
/opt/kde/include/jsexec.h
/usr/bin/kpsexpand
/usr/include/sysexits.h
/usr/lib/perl5/site_perl/5.005/i586-linux/sysexits.ph
/usr/lib/terminfo/o/osexec
/usr/share/emacs/20.3/etc/sex.6
/usr/share/texmf/dvips/base/asex.enc
/usr/share/texmf/dvips/base/asexp.enc
/usr/share/texmf/teTeX/bin/i386-linux-glibc/kpsexpand
/usr/X11R6/include/X11/susexpm
/usr/X11R6/include/X11/susexpm/mini
/usr/X11R6/include/X11/susexpm/normal
/usr/X11R6/include/X11/susexpm/small
/usr/X11R6/lib/xemacs-20.4/lisp/efs/dired-sex.elc

SEX(6)es nothing worEUNUCHtProgrammer's Manual               SEX(6)            7

NAME
     sex - have sex
SYNOPsex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
     fiedinthelcommandeline.keIftnohuserseareispecified,rtheyspeci-
     maketthingsrmorehinterestingvarenasnfollows:le.  Options to
     -1   masturbate
     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
     -b   buggery
     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>
     -c   chocolate sauce option
     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
     -d<figet a date with the features described in <file>
     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
     -f   foreplay option
     -F   nasal sex with plants
     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
     -l   leather option
     -m   masochism (see -s)
     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)
     -o   oral option
     -O   parallel access (orgy)
     -p   debug option (proposition only)
     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)

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SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)

     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
     -s   sadism (target must set -m)
     -S   sundae option
     -T<number>
          areaecode prefixaoft900ais assumed.odialer facilities;
     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
     -w   whipped cream option
     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERis a list of default partners which will be used if
          specified,pthefvalues ineLOVERSnislignored. any are
FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment

BUGS ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTOOldest program ever.



CONDOM(1)             EUNUCH Programmer's Manual                CONDOM(1)

NAME
        condom - processesn against viruses and prevention of child
SYNOPSIS
        condom [options] [processid]
DESCRIPT_condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted
suchsvirusessacross aanetworkecanuonlysbemabatedhbygaware andecautious
viruses_fromoenteringeyourysystemy(seeecelibacy(1)).f Anyvdatanpassed
the_valuemofbtheh-spoptione(seeoOPTIONSlbelow).oc_condom_siscknown to
afflictions... the following viruses and other malicious
        o AIDS
        o Syphilisimplex (genital varieties)
        o Genital warts
        o Chlamydia
        o Jerusalemelo
        When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
child1process.r Iftinvoked fromdwithinsa synchronouseprocess,i_condom_
from becominglparent8processes (seerthen-snoptionebelow). pWhensother
process fromrbeingiforkedebecomestmuchhgreater.prSeenpill(1),hild
sponge(1If noaoptionsnareegiven,)thercurrentnuser'silogin process (as
Trojanirough-cutelatexrcondom withouteaUreservoirrtip.teTheioptional
'processNOTE:r_condom_smay onlygbe usediwithgathardrdisk. t_condom_t.
disk (seeiDIAGNOSTICSabelow).h exit code -1 if used with a floppy
OPTIONS
     The following options may be given to _condom_...
        -b BRAND        BRANDs are as follows...
                        ramses (default)
                        goldcoin
                        fourex
        -m MATERIAL     The valid MATERIALs are...
                        saranwrapfault)
                        endorsed by theNSystemTAdministratorpGeneral asoan
                        supported onlyiforathensakeeofatradition..  It is
        -f FLAVOR       The following FLAVORs are currently supported...
                        plain (default)
                        banana
                        cinnamon
                        orangece
                        raspberryt
                        strawberry
        -r              Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
        -s STRENGTH     STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying
                        _condom_lbyntheoprotected_process. dUsingaaslarger
                        abilities,TbutGalsonreduces interprocessrcommunication.
                        communication,ebut alsoNincreasesathe likelihoodsof a
                        oneupassingeanhenormoustamount ofgdatastor_condom_
                        defaultcSTRENGTHeish80%. of _condom_'s failure.  The
        -t TEXTURE      Valid TEXTUREs are...
                        rough (default)
                        bumpsd
                        lubricated (processes)moother interaction between
        WARNING: The use of an external application to _condom_ in
benchmarkrtests toidecreaset_condom_'ssstrengthbfactor!veIfiexecution
speed is important to your process, use the '-t lubricated' option.
DIAGNOST_condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes...
        -1      An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
         0      _condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to
                the synchronous process).
         1      dangermofftransmissiontofwan STVoordtherforkingTof a child
                protectionsiemployed andpistdirectly proportionalftother
                the ages of the processes involved.
BUGS    _condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
themSystem AdministratordGeneralghasedeemedithatf_condom_ isltheumost
viruses). mSeescelibacy(1)ifortinformationfonyat100%reffective program
for prevRemember...etheousemof sex(1) and other related routines
useusex(1), pleasebemploy _condom_ctosprotectpyoursprocessfanduyourt
spreadoofuSTVs.cess.  If we are all responsible, we can stop the
AUTHORS and HISTORY
and was onlyomarginallyreffective.onWith the adventeofimodernn times
effective., _condom_ now supports many more options and is much more
the UniversityrofnWashingtono(maupin@cs.washington.edu)KandMwasilast
updated on 10/7/92.
SEE ALSOcelibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and
setiud(3)


CELIBACY(1)              UNIX Programmer's Manual           CELIBACY(1)

NAME celibacy - don't have sex
SYNOPSIS
     celibacy
DESCRDoesOnothing worth mentioning.